i am not as ridiculous as this blog
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: brightandalarming)
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
(Source: rainywithachanceofstars)
hahaha so we erased this female character totally and reduced her to a sexual exploit by the main character who is getting laid so much that he doesn’t even remember who he’s sleeping with!!! haah what a great reference!!! im star trek
-bob orci
FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
ORIGINALS GET YOUR WHITE OAK STAKES
WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
I am trying to put this up without triggering people’s Tumblr Saviors unnecessarily.
I have a post on my Dreamwidth about the new Star Trek movie. The link above bypasses my cuts and goes to the post itself, which contains those bad things we try to avoid accidentally giving to fans, you know, sp01l3rs; but if you would like to see a high-level overview of the post with cuts in place and decide whether or not to read it, or bits of it, this link here goes to today on the calendar page, which shows it with the cuts unexpanded.
aw man, I got to put it out there that while i LOVED the acting and the cast of star trek: into darkness, I was not really that thrilled with the plot. I know it’s not BC’s fault - he’s an actor, not one of the brodude writers at Bad Robot- but whitewashing one of the greatest POCs in scifi/fantasy was just not okay for me personally. they made an alternate timeline JUST SO THEY COULD BOLDLY BREAK CANON AND GO WHERE NO TREK HAS GONE BEFORE…except they didn’t. They did ‘wrath of khan’ except nothing was lost, nothing was ever on the line.