i am not as ridiculous as this blog

 

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

goldshirts-tightpants:

hahaha so we erased this female character totally and reduced her to a sexual exploit by the main character who is getting laid so much that he doesn’t even remember who he’s sleeping with!!! haah what a great reference!!! im star trek 

-bob orci

WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!

FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT

SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA

WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS

TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS

DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS

DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS

POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY

TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON

DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER

PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS

NATIONS GET THE PASTA

HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER

TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL

GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES

GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS

SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES

SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE

FANGIRLS START SCREAMING

ORIGINALS GET YOUR WHITE OAK STAKES

WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!

Obligatory Star Trek reaction post (WARNING: angry.)

fizzygins:

I am trying to put this up without triggering people’s Tumblr Saviors unnecessarily.

I have a post on my Dreamwidth about the new Star Trek movie. The link above bypasses my cuts and goes to the post itself, which contains those bad things we try to avoid accidentally giving to fans, you know, sp01l3rs; but if you would like to see a high-level overview of the post with cuts in place and decide whether or not to read it, or bits of it, this link here goes to today on the calendar page, which shows it with the cuts unexpanded.

aw man, I got to put it out there that while i LOVED the acting and the cast of star trek: into darkness, I was not really that thrilled with the plot. I know it’s not BC’s fault - he’s an actor, not one of the brodude writers at Bad Robot- but whitewashing one of the greatest POCs in scifi/fantasy was just not okay for me personally. they made an alternate timeline JUST SO THEY COULD BOLDLY BREAK CANON AND GO WHERE NO TREK HAS GONE BEFORE…except they didn’t. They did ‘wrath of khan’ except nothing was lost, nothing was ever on the line